If I were to lay out on the buffet table of an all-you-can-eat restaurant the full menu of battles that I fought against the pharmaceutical mafia and you sampled it in its entirety, you might have to take some sort of wonder pill to ease the digestion.

I don’t wish to upset your stomach, so I’m only offering you two samples as a taste.

The first sample recounts the various ways in which they tried to make me disappear at the start of my career in vitamins. You could say immediately.

It’s an amusing story. I think you’ll like it.